My Name is Sullivan

I only like movies that are about nice things and nice people. What's wrong with that? "The English Patient" was garbage. "Six Pack" with Kenny Rogers is more my cup of tea.

Oh, and as for Ralph Fiennes. If it's pronounced "Rafe," spell it "Rafe."

NOBODY say anything about the fact that the Sox are 24-8 and 4 games in first. Just shut up about it, okay? Here's some other things I'm doing to help:

- while we're in first, I don't shave, get a haircut, or change my underwear.

- if someone mentions it to me, I just say, "They don't stand a chance. I hear they're gonna bring back Buckner for the playoffs."

- Every time they win, I turn another of my Franklin Mint Presidential Figurines northeast towards Boston. For their 44th win, I'll start moving 'em up one shelf with each win. For number 87 and beyond, I'll tape miniature flags on toothpicks to their hands. To celebrate their 100th win (Franklin Pierce, who grew up in Red Sox country and had Jefferson Davis as his Secretary of War), I'll shave my back.

Finally, I got a grimpie.

Only a few more days...a few more days...

THIS PARTY IS OVER!

Have you seen this stuff vel-cro????!??? I'll stick to good old fashioned glue, thank you.
For years I have kept my toupees on with paste -- if it ain't broke, don't fix it.